Jurassic Park Jeep!

So, there are no car manufacturers on St. Kitts. That means all of the cars are imported, crappy, and old. However, there is one shining beacon of hope for Ross students... THE JURASSIC PARK JEEP!!

Ok, ok. It is not a shining beacon of hope. It's just as crappy as all the other cars on the island, but it looks so badass. Apparently, it was originally a total junker, and some kid poured money into it to get it where it is today.

It is red and grey, has JP01 on the hood, official Jurassic Park emblems on the sides, and a genuine Jurassic Park license plate. Oh, and it has a machete in the back. The features listed also pointed out that it is a great jeep for checking perimeter fences.

What doesn't this car have, you ask? No A/C, no radio, no door locks, no window roller-upper, no passenger side mirror, no passenger seatbelt, no back seat, nor a properly working roof.

Despite all this, Trevor (a fellow VIP married to Kate, in our orientation group) decided he had to test drive it. Guess who got to ride along while our sucker spouses had lectures? Yep- ME! It was pretty hilarious. We looked for dinosaurs, Trevor sang the Jurassic Park theme song, and we did in fact check the perimeter fences. Trevor actually likes the jeep.

God, please let Trevor and Kate buy the Jurassic Park Jeep!